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Back from the dead ...

Well, here we are again. I guess I got off to a kind of rocky start. After a little soul searching and thinking about whether I still wanted to continue trying to do reviews, the answer is...Yes. I do. I know my reviews aren't great and I probably give away WAY too many spoilers. Writing them was sort of fun, and I'd like to return to it at least for a little while. I'll give it another chance, see how it goes this time. What have I got to lose?

Werewolf Woman (1976)

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Traumatized after a rape at a young age, Daniella (Annik Borrel) hides herself away from the world in her family's estate. In the attic she finds a picture of an ancestor accuse of lycanthropy and burned at the stake. Daniella is the spitting image of her, and eventually begins to believe that she's the reincarnation of her ancestor. Obsessed with the legend, she finds herself tormented by nightmares and frightening visions. After seducing and murdering her sister's husband, Daniella temporarily becomes catatonic and ends up in the psychiatric ward. She isn't there for long, because an encounter with the ward's resident nymphomaniac allows her to escape. The moon seemingly empowers her and sexual acts repulse her. Even seeing others engaged in any type of sexual act is enough to unleash her beastly throat tearing tendencies, and her cross-country path leaves a trail of dead bodies in her wake. In one town Daniella meets a man who isn't only interested in her

Voodoo Black Exorcist (1974)

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Hey, remember when I said there weren't many mummy movies? Of course you do. Well, surprise! Here's another one. This isn't an Egyptian mummy, though. This is the mummy of a once powerful Caribbean voodoo priest, Guede Nilbo (Aldo Sambrell). Voodoo Black Exorcist begins with two men fighting over the same woman. At a voodoo ritual, one is beheaded and the other is mummified. Cut to about 3000 years later, and the mummy is being loaded onto a cruise ship. Sounds like a great idea, right? What could possibly go wrong?  Everything, since the mummy returns to life as soon as the ship sets sail. As luck would have it, the reincarnation of the mummy's long lost love is aboard. Unfortunately, some of the people who were at the voodoo ceremony were also reincarnated and are also aboard the ship.  The mummy alternates between being in his normal human form and his mummified form, but not at will. The mummy, in normal form, mingles freely with everyone on board. He only reveal

Dawn of the Mummy (1981)

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Mummies are probably the most under represented creature in horror movies. There just aren't that many  mummy movies around now, although there were an abundance of them in past decades. In my opinion, they're also the least intimidating monster. Slow, shambling and since their bodies have been dead and dry for thousands of years, it seems like they would be incredibly weak. The curse of mummies is far more terrifying. And that is where we begin. The cursed tomb of Sepharaman is opened and defiled by tomb raiders looking for gold. They're interrupted by an American photographer and his models, who are in search of a unique and exotic backdrop for their photo shoot. Most people might hesitate to go traipsing through a tomb and shoot fashion photos with a mummy, but that isn't the case with this group. At least not at first. It's a decision they quickly regret, since the heat from the lights (along with the tomb raiders taking his gold staff) reanimates the mummy.

Carnage (1984)

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     Carol and Johnathan, a newly married couple, move into a house where a murder/suicide had been committed three years prior. As they soon find out, the vengeful spirit of a murdered bride still occupies the house. The paranormal occurrences start out harmlessly.  Objects move, a disconnected phone rings, a phonograph plays the wedding march in the middle of the night. The events soon turn sinister and deadly. The ghost bride doesn't want to share her house with anyone, and starts to eliminate those encroaching on her territory. A maid is compelled to kill herself. A pair of burglars are killed in a gruesome yet hilarious way. After a housewarming party results in an electrocution, Carol decides to research the history of the house. A priest is invited  over and a final showdown with the ghosts ensues. Yes, ghosts. It seems that the bride's ghostly groom is also in residence, he's just been laying low the entire time. And unfortunately, the ghosts win in the end. Carn